Getting Tired of Your Bullsh*tting

Cukuplah.

Jangan bongkak.
Jangan berlagak pandai padahal tak tahu semua fakta.

Tak perlu buat semua tu depan aku.
Aku bukan orang yang interview kau.
Tak perlu goreng sana sini.
Lebih-lebih lagi bila aku lebih tahu dari kau.

Dan cubalah terima kalau aku kata memang apa yang kau tahu tu salah.
Bukan aku nak cakap kau bodoh.
Tapi kalau dah salah tu, takkan aku nak biar kau terus salah.

Tak perlu bongkak.
Buat orang menyampah je dengan kau.

ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy

Makin Boolat

Anytime now, the scale will come to its full cycle.
I totally need to do something (and not just think about it or buy stuffs related to it) before it actually reach there.
Haiya.
Contemplating over really getting a real bike or the exercise one.
Haiya.
Haiya.
Haiya.

And yes. You can guess how much do I weigh now. No joke.

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I Want the Wedding of the Year

In the mood for Vampire Prosecutor 2
I want the wedding of the year.

My mahar to be Surah al-Mulk.
My dowry to be of nothing posh.
My reception to be attended by just the immediate family members of both sides.
Or maybe with the presence of a few close friends.

Don't get me wrong.
I still want a rich hubby lol

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Kemalasan semakin menjadi jadi

Tak tahu berapa lama dah kain kat katil ni tak berlipat. Sigh. Serius malas melampau. Apa nak jadi tah. Macam dah tak pedulikan persekitaran langsung.
Tadi masa guna toilet main room pelik apsal water heater tak berfungsi. Mungkin wiring dia dah short kot. Haih.
Malas ni bersebab. Walau pun sebab itu memang selfish. Tapi tak perlulah nak letak sini. Cukup la tau ia akan mengaibkan.
Sigh. I need to change, to be better than the current me. But need to start from melipat kain, of course.

Itching to Type

Earlier today... or technically last night (depending on your geographical location) while I was typing something to a colleague in another continent, another colleague who sat beside me said:

"I like the way you type."

And then suddenly my hands become buttery. Like at this current moment.

I like typing. I don't know why. It's not like I like to create blog posts, or witty haikus, or even nonchalant quotes. I just like typing.

Not LOVE, only like.

Maybe because of that I accepted the offer to become a part-time translator for this one subbing company where a close friend of mine works.

And it's already like, what, two years and two months, me being a translator lol

And maybe because of that I now have this fast-typing skill, including not looking at the keyboard in the process - which is still sub-par compared to piano skill heh heh

And then when somebody said something about it, my fingers suddenly become buttery.

Butterfingers. Yum.

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Hiyaya

Yes. Long time no see.
I will not promise to update regularly anymore.
I shall do my updates as and when I feel like it. OK?
Ngeee.
[ Rasa bersalah max ]
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A Post 3068.1 Miles Away from Home

In the mood for Caffeine by Yoseob

Hello from the land of the rising sun!

The time now in Osaka is 1:57am. I couldn't sleep after that cup of mocha about two hours and so ago. So right now I'm waiting for my freshly boiled water to cool down a bit so that I could be a bit warm before going to bed.

The weather here is not an issue... until night time. I have this feeling that the cells in my foot are bitten by frostbite every time I took off my socks. But anyhoo it's getting warmer. The sakuras are already blooming in this part of Japan.

Hmmm what else should I type before going to bed?

I'm not gonna post the pics that I've taken yet - I shall have them posted in multiple blog posts, like the one I did for my Korea trip.

Oklah dah mengantuk.

[31/3 - Edited the title, harumphhhhhh]

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Cuti cuti cuti hahaha

Core leave day 2: sangap tahap cipan.

I'm leaving for Oosaka this Monday but I haven't started packing.

I still need to buy socks. The long ones that can be used for solat.

And food. What about food? Baru beli megi je. Serunding bagai belum beli lagi.

And my luggage bag. Belum bawa turun dari atas cabinet. Masih berhabuk tebal sebab dah setahun lebih tak pakai. Nak kena cuci kot?

Sangap gile. Malas nak packing. Tapi nanti kang lupa apa2. Malas tul.

Dah la pergi tempat jauh dan amat foreign. Ok la takde la foreign sangat kot. Kalau Estonia tu ye foreign.

Aduh sangap.

Blabla

have you ever known
anyone who has their
creative juice flowing
just before
they go to sleep?

normally
I wouldn't be that person

but as of now
I'm not normal
...

but then,
maybe not now, maybe in a while
maybe sometimes later, I'm not that versatile
have to think straight to make it worthwhile
but frankly said, it's just not my style.

so as I lay myself on my bed
need to get this out of my head

only for this one time?
ok

Tetiba rasa tak sedap hati nak rant kat sini.

Oh, before anything, welcome to 2013. Enjoy it.

I was planning do to some ranting here today, after a small incident happening yesterday. But then when I open my blog's dashboard, I can see the page views hiked up like nobody's business recently. Quick look at the keywords which contributed to the hike - oh, it's because of the Aku Rindu song. Ah well.

Because I don't think I have any meaningful entry which could create a spike in my visitor's trend. Whatever.

Now I lost interest to rant here. Maybe next time. Maybe.

Adios amigos!

ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy

Secondhand Smoker

Si kacak hensem laksana bulan di pagar bintang memerhatikan rakan sekerjanya yang ayu bak Siti Nurhaliza memakai tudung litup. Dan dia kuatkan azam. Mesti hari ni juga! Didekatinya si ayu, asap berkepul-kepul di mulut, dan berkata:

Kacak: Jom couple dengan saya.

Ayu: (Senyum) Maaf, saya rasa kalau kita bersama, kita takkan kekal lama.

Si kacak kaget. Belum apa-apa lagi sudah beri prediction?

Kacak: Awak tukang tilik? Mana awak tahu kita tak kekal lama?

Si ayu senyum, menggelengkan kepala. Si kacak bengang. Aku jejaka idaman satu Malaya, apsal minah ni tanak kat aku?

Kacak: Apsal kerek sangat? Aku tau la kau cun. Aku bukan ajak kau nikah kat Siam. Ajak couple je kot?

Si ayu tergamam.

Kacak: Kau tu bukan muda sangat pun. Kejap lagi kerepot sana, kerepot sini. Karang tak boleh beranak, baru tahu.

Ayu: (Senyum lagi) Saya ni ada masalah pernafasan sejak kecil. Kalau saya bersama perokok tegar macam awak, peluang hidup saya berkurangan. Nanti jangankan anak, peluang nak kerepot pun takkan ada.

Si kacak terkedu. Lalu dia mengundur diri.

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Core Leave 2012

I'm gonna have my core leave of 10 days next month. 10 effin days. But I still haven't decide what to do - other than stay at home.

But one thing I don't understand - why do people think that you must go for a vacation during your long leave? I got people around me asking what's my plan and where would I go in that planned 10-day leave, and they were quite amused when I said I don't have any plans other than to stay at home.

Yes I understand, that this length of time might be the only chance in this whole year for me to get around, travelling.

But seriously? Can't I just relax for that full 10 days? It's not like I'll be relaxing every day; I still would have to fetch me dad from his dialysis every Tue, Thu and Sat. I still would cook for the entire family (at home), do some house cleaning + washing laundry, buy groceries, etc.

It's not that I have a knack for travelling pun.

Especially if I go somewhere with the people whose company I won't be enjoying, or they won't enjoy mine. Who don't have the same level of thinking as mine and vice versa. Who would want me to chip in fares to go places they want to go or do things they want to do, but not mine.

And it's not that I can't travel alone. The only thing that would put me off is me not leaving the paid-for bed to enjoy the surrounding scenery or something like that. Like, pergi jauh2 tapi duk kat bilik dan tido je?

Dah dasar pemalas. Baik takyah pergi.

I think I'd rather save all that money for my expensive trip next year.

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