Wednesday, April 18

Copy and Paste sahaja...

In the mood for a ride. (?)

HOW MALAYSIAN ARE YOU ?

NO CHEATING PLEASE !!!

1. How much is satu kupang?
2. Where's the favourite spot to take wedding pictures in Taiping?
3. In what dialect is Apo Nak Di Kato?
4. Name at least five variations of roti canai.
5. What is the staple food of native Sarawakians.
6. Name a popular Malay ointment made from "sea-cucumber"
7. Name the sauce made from fish or shrimp that the Kelantanese love.
8. What does pi mai pi mai tang tu mean?
9. Which fruit is*Ipohfamous for?
10. What is the English name for putu mayam?
11. "Lah" is to Peninsular Malaysians as"..." is to Sabahans.
12. What does ABC stand for?
13. How long is a sari?
14. What does the Cantonese phrase" ngam ngam " means ?
15. Name*Penang's famous beach.
16. How do you order coffee mixed with tea at a kopi-tiam?.
17. What's on Malaysian TV at 8pm?
18. On one side of our RM1 coin is the bunga raya, what's on the other?.
19. Now what's on our 10 sen coin?
20. What was the name of the KL Commonwealth Games 1998 mascot?
21. When you fill in a form, if you're not Malay, Chinese or Indian, you are...?
22. Who is*Malaysia's favourite Kampung Boy?
23. How did the word "gostan" come about?
24. Lobo's "Whispers in the Wind" is the English version of which famous Malay song?
25. When did*Malaysialast win the Thomas Cup?
26. What is the name of our national flag?
27. If you want 4D numbers, who do you consult?
28. What's the name of the Malaysian-made 175cc motorbike?
29. Name our national bird.
30. If the father is a baba, and the mother is a nyonya, then what is the son?

Answers will be given in due course. While waiting for that post, please help yourself by answering in the comment page. Muhehehe.

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28 Years of Weirdness.

Winamp playin' What's Up, People! by Maximum The Hormone


Heh. dah 28 tahun dah daku hidup di atas muka bumi ni... (and belom bersedia lagi untuk kehidupan bawah muka bumi.. hisy mintak dipanjangkan umur dan murah rezeki!). Tengah bosan giler ni tunggu masa nak balik, jadi aku pun mengambil kesempatan menulis senarai 6 perkara ganjil tentang diriku ini (dah lama dah kena sep dengan herbsie sebenanye, tapi malas je nak pikir muhahahaha :P, so herbsie if you read this, pardon my mixed manglish).

Oleh kerana ini untuk suka suki aku sendiri, so tak de la aku nak tag sesape untuk membuat list niih. maleh la weh. bukan la tanak tau, tapi kesian pulak kat mereka2 yang kena tag ni. kena pulak pikir ape yang ganjil tentang diri mereka sendiri. aku takpe. aku memang ganjil. and loving it.

so here goes, the 6 most weird things about meself (mebi tak bape weird for kengkorang la).

1. seperti herbsie, aku ade melakukan perkara ganjil dalam elevator. but unlike herbsie yang hanya menanyi atop of his lungs, i tend to dance as well. well, more than singing la. true meh! dah tu, i usually dance k-pop punye style. hampeh dak? tapi tak de la terkinja2. setakat upper body punye moves la. kalau lower body tu selalu aku menari tango ke, foxtrot ke, waltz ke (semua step rekaan sendiri). tak berani la nak terkinja2 considering by weight. heh. takut elevator tu ingat ade gempa bumi pulak, abih la servis terhenti. tak ke haru?

2. sometimes whenever i talk about something, most people won't register. sebabnye aku suka cakap ikut pemahaman aku. sudahnye, aku sorang je paham ape yang aku cakap kalau aku tak ulang 2, 3 kali kat orang yang dengar aku cakap. kadang buat lawak pun orang tak leh nak pick up. bukan la orang tu lambat pick up, aku kot yang guna lawak terlebih bijak. muahahahaha paham ke tak ni? haa macam contoh yang ni la. korang sure tak paham kan ape aku taip. tul dak tul dak?

3. walaupun aku makan sos dan mayonis (and i kinda love chili sauce), i can't actually stand the sight of them, especially lebihan sos or mayonis dalam pinggan. kena pulak tu aku yang kena basuh pinggan tu! lepas tu kalau ade di antara kawan2 aku yang letak mayonis ngan sos atas fries diorang, aku tak akan sentuh pun fries tu kecuali atas sebab sebab berikut: a. aku lapar dan teringin nak makan fries; b. aku tau source sos dan mayonis tu (eg sos mcD, sos kat kfc, nampak bekas mayonis kat dapur orang yang jual fries tu - bley tau jenis ape); dan c. aku sendiri yang letak sos or mayonis tu. end of story. this phobia actually began when i know these stuffs contains vinegar, this was like nearly 10 years ago. at that time terasa cuka tu macam yuckkk sangat (tapi sekarang tak rasa cam tu. heck, i even drink apple cider vinegar nowadays! even so fobia tu masih tak ilang)

4. I can't have anything on my face that can block my view of my cheeks. meaning, tak leh ade jerawat kat pipi! kalau ade (and kena pulak tu dalam my line of sight kalau pandang bawah), i'll automatically main2 ngan jerawat tu. and most of the time, aku picit!

5. ni antara yang paling tak senonoh. aku tak leh nengok scars yang fresh. sebab i'd be inclined to kopek the thing. luka kat kaki ke, tangan ke. sampai pernah satu ketika luka kat kaki adik sendiri pun aku nak kopek gak. and berkaitan ngan kes jerawat di atas, kalau lepas picit tu selalunye akan ade scar la kan. aku kopek jugak tu. sampai la tak leh nak kopek lagi dah. maklomlah tak leh ade anything yang boleh menyekat garisan pandangan. that's why my face, walaupun smooth (heh heh tak de la smooth mana, lemak je tu semua), tapi banyak tompok2 bekas jerawat. geli dak?

6. I realised this quite a long time ago. I wouldn't hesitate to tell people my birthdate (of course, if they ask me first! not simply2 give like that lar), but when the time's coming near i would shut my mouth and try hard not to say anything. the reason is, i don't quite like people wishing me, secara berdepan, in front of anybody else. kalau wish personally, as in tak de la sampai orang meja sebelah dengar, then that's okay. and then, when somebody asked me, "eh birthday kau hari ni ke?" on that very day, I'd be inclined to make muka bengang and menjawab dengan tak ikhlas. and some of them would go like, "eleh birthday sendiri pun nak rahsia2 pulak". erm, NOT!

so, those are (what I consider) the weird things about meself. banyak lagi sebenanye tapi maleh nak pk. lagipun memes ni mintak 6 je kan? cukup la tu.

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Friday, April 13

Malam ini...

In the mood for 80's

Tonight by NKOTB

Remember when we said, "Girl, please don't go"
and how I'd be loving you forever
taught you 'bout hangin' tough as long as you got the right stuff
didn't we, girls, ooh, didn't we, girls, aah?

Well, I guess, it's a brand new day after all
every time we hear the curtain call,
see the girls with the curls in the hair,
the buttons and the pins and the loud fanfares.
Tonight, tonight.

Remember when we traveled round the world
we met a lot of people and girls
fan mail from everywhere showed us how you care
didn't it, girls, ooh, didn't it, girls, aah?

Well, I guess, it's a brand new day after all
every time we hear the curtain call,
see the girls with the curls in the hair,
the buttons and the pins and the loud fanfares.
Tonight, tonight.

Sounds good, hey fellas, let's do it, here we go.

La-la-la-la-la-la tonight, la-la-la-la-la-la tonight.
Tonight, tonight [repeat & fade]


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Monday, April 9

Pasangan Fantasi

In the mood for nengok citer korea.

Baru je lepas nengok citer Fantasy Couple (or Couple or Trouble) lakonan Han Ye Sul ngan Oh Ji Ho. Suka!!!!



Cerita ini mengisahkan seorang perempuan kaya bangat dan bereperangai camsial yang bernama Jo Anna (HYS) yang telah kehilangan ingatan (tetapi bukan perangai) dan telah di bawa pulang oleh Jang Chul Soo (OJH), seorang yang gile duit (shamelessly). Pada mulanya Chul Soo membawa Anna pulang ke rumahnye untuk membalas dendam kerana perempuan itu telah mengakibatkan dia kehilangan banyak duit. Chul Soo telah membohongi Anna yang diorang adalah pasangan kekasih sebelom Anna kehilangan ingatan, so nak tanak Anna kena la ikot Chul Soo balik. Jadi Anna yang tinggal di rumah Chul Soo pun terpaksalah membuat keje2 rumah harian yang sebelom ini dia langsung tak penah buat. Chul Soo pun tak abih2 membuli Anna sebab perempuan itu tak abih2 mengabihkan duit dia (maintenance tinggi woooo).

Tetapi, seperti biaso la citer korea, as the story develops, lama kelamaan merekapun jatuh chenta...sebelom Anna dapat balik ingatan dia. And suddenly Anna remembers everything bila dia jatuh dalam kolam mandi di rumah dia sendiri. But then sikap dia telah menjadi kurang vicious berbanding dahulu, membuatkan laki dia berasa bersalah. Jadi akhirnya Anna and the laki pun bercerai, and Chul Soo dapat bersama2 kembali dengan si jantung hati. Tammat.

Suka sangat nengok cite ni. HYS berjaya bawak watak Anna dengan baik. Memang sesuai raut muka HYS untuk menjadi perempuan yang bongkak tetapi sungguh la comical. Pastu ade pulak scene2 yang mana watak Anna ni comel sekali. Sampai tak leh nak benci lah. Pastu OJH pun bes jugak. Walaupun banyak scene2 membuka baju pada awal2 cerita, namun itu tak mengefek qualiti lakonan dia. I mean, kalau dia tak de scene membukak baju pun mmg watak dia beh la.

Tajuk "Fantasy Couple" ni pulak based on the times Anna spent together with Chul Soo sepanjang dia amnesia. Jadi bila dia dah dapat balik ingatan dia, terasa cam mende tu bukan real.

Hmm tu je la. Nanti lepas2 ni nak review GoongS pulak!

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