Monday, August 31

52

Kibar
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Hari ni genaplah (huh memang angka genap!) ulangtahun kemerdekaan Malaysia yang ke-52.

Hari ini juga saya cuti.

Yiiibaaaaa~!


Mari kita raikan dengan ayam percik atau ikan bakar di waktu berbuka puasa nanti.

Jangan lupa solat terawih, k!;-)


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Friday, August 28

Mak Datin

In the mood for I Don't Care by 2NE1
divas__dweebs
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Datang awal je
        mengumpat
                mengumpat
                        mengumpat.
Tak de keje lain.
Kalau ade je kawan
        untuk mengumpat,
itu je lah keje dia.
Kalau takde kawan pulak,
        main IM je
        main emel fowed2 je
sambil2 buat2 busy.

Tapi
kalau datang lambat pun
        mengumpat
                mengumpat
                        mengumpat.

Itu je lah keje dia.

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Berita Semalam.

Still in the mood for Abracadabra (Parody)
Newsflash,_b!tch
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Continuation from kisah bontot panas.

Kompem la sudah, mende yang budak red district itu cakap tidak benerrr sama sekali. Tapi kompem pasal cerita lain pulak, yang mana saya sebagai SuperJuniorrrrrrr eh salah super senior team saya akan menjadi budak yang kembali ke sekolah.

Not that I don't like it. I'm really looking forward to it.

Cuma... Bolehkah kapasiti otakku ini menanggung lebih input? Maklomlah dah tua, dan dah lama tak servis (contohnya dengan melakukan aktiviti pembelajaran atas talian yang dahulunya menjana pendapatan lebih dan sekarang tidak lagi).

Tak kisah la. Janji rock. <-- Cakap dengan style Jawa yach.

Oh-oh- sebelom terlupa (atau sengaja buat2 lupa, which takde pekdah pun in either way) nanti minggu depan aku ada anak didik baru. Gambatte! Hwaiting!

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Kahak dan Kaviti.

In the mood for Abracadabra (Parody) by Dirty Eyed Girls yang sewel itew.
Cavity
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Dugaan bulan puasa: Sakit tekak tahap paranoia dan sakit gigi tahap badak Sumatera. Sekarang ni aku tengah mengalami dua2 sakit itu.

Adehhh!!!!!

Menyesal minum 7up yang sejuk dan sedap sehingga menjilat lubang idong lepas balik keje malam tadik. Huh.

Bak kata pepatah kami2 orang: Sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian kurang pendapatan.

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Thursday, August 27

Échoués. Encore en vie. (Et je ne parle pas le français.)

Late_Night_Muffins
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Elok je pukul 12:15am minah ni abih duduk ngan aku. Terlepas bas. Kena tunggu sampai kol 1.

Masuk ni, dah kire 2 hours TIL yah! Bilakah patot aku ganti?

Tadi masa borak2 dengan budak sebelah kiri aku, ade la tersebut pasal minah yang duk tepi aku ni tadi cakap Hindi ngan boipren dia yang berada di opis sebelah sana (minah tu datang dari utara India, so yeah). So minah sebelah kiri aku ni (kita kasi nama dia Isabella k) pun cakap, alah I paham ape yg dia cakap (sebab Isabella ni toknenek dia orang Pakistani).

Jeles.


[Walaupun sebenanye buleh je nak paham kalau selaluuuu je layan Hindustan masa zaman kecik2 dulu.]

Then aku cakap la, sebenarnye (dan memang sebenar2nye) I have thoughts to learn new languages - Jerman, French, Arab dan Siam. Hah. Gempak dak? (Tang Arab tu no komen. Dulu masa sekolah tanak blaja betul2 huh.)

Bagus jugak kan kalau belajar bahse lain yang jarang2 orang kat area keliling kita ni tau. Lagi2 part mencarut wahahahaha! (Selalu je buat tu dalam Hangukmal. Orang sini nengok je cite Hanguk tapi kok bicaranya orak reti!)

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Wednesday, August 26

Awkward Awkward.

Awkward
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#2 dengan rakan2 suka-suki dia nak pergi buka puasa di KotakMerah, the Belok pada malam 31 Ogos ini. Kononnya pekej buka puasa+karok cuma RM45++ - ke lagi murah dari tu, tak ingat la. #2 berkobar2 nak pergi sana sejak malam semalam lagi.

Sekali hari ini si BontotBesar telah mengajukan soalan cepumas kepada #2 di depan #1.

Weh ko tak ajak #1 ke buka puasa sama Isnin depan?


#2 punya muka berubah dari ceria menjadi cuak.[Aku gelak sebab #2 dan #1 tak kamceng.]
Dan mengeluarkan kata2 bak keretapi pembawa arang dulu2, yang boleh dikompres menjadi

Well, tu kan ko punye idea, better ko je ajak.


KaKaKaKaKa. Ingat, itu ayat yang telah dikondens.

Rasenye #1 telah perasan kecuakan itu [sebab #1 pun tak kamceng dengan #2 gak, vice versa la kan] dan dengan cuaknye dia menjawab

Alah aku kerja la hari tu.


[Sebab dia jaga sistem. Sistem admin le konon2 tu.]

#2 hilang cuak di muka. KaKaKaKaKa.

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Panas Bontot.

Sementara menunggu masuknya waktu Subuh bagi kawasan Kuala Lumpur dan kawasan2 yang sewaktu dengannye.

Malam tadi masa aku nak pergi solat Asar, aku lalu la kat satu red-light district nih (sebab aku menyampah dengan orang2 yang berada di kawasan tersebut kecuali seorang saje yang sungguh kesian sebab AM dia telah merejek resignation dia tapi AM tu pulak yang resign lepas tuh. Jadi aku namakan kawasan itu kawasan lampu merah. Tak hengen aku lalu kat situ kalau tak de keje. Huh). Lalu kat situ saje2 la sebab nak menyakat budak yang sungguh kesian sebab AM dia telah merejek resignation dia tapi AM tu pulak yang resign lepas tuh tu.

Sekali seorang daripada masyarakat red district itu telah menegur aku. Dan (rasenye dengan tidak sengaja) menyampaikan berita mengejut. Em tak de la menyampaikan berita pun. More like bertanya dengan nada menyakat2 main2.

Siyes terkujat aku.
[Bukan terkujat sebab nada menyakat2 main2 tu ye kawan2.]

Sebab kalau betul la ape yg dia cakap tu, aku kena dengar dulu dari mulut #2 baru aku leh kompem ngan orang lain.

Kenapa minah ni tahu dulu dari aku? Kan dah blur. Tatau camne nak jawab tuh.

Bontot pun dah panas seh.

Tapi tanak lagi kon-depan dan kompem apa2 dengan #2. Takut harapan hatiku ingin hidup bahgia tetapi mengapa sering saja hati ini di dusta. Biar aku dengar sendiri dari #2.

Kalau cerita itu bes, akan aku taip di entry lain.

Kalau cerita itu tak bes, juga akan aku taip di entry lain.

Zi en.

ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy

Sunday, August 23

Aduh.

Krup krap dub dab

[Sementara menunggu masa untuk turun ke dapur untuk masak hidangan berbuka puasa malam ini]

Hari ni masuk hari ke-dua berpuasa. Tapi aku rase macam tak puasa langsung. Bangun tido tadi badan sudah sakit2. Itu bahana tidak tido mengiring seperti yang disarankan oleh Ugama. Tetapi itu juga tandanya bontot aku sudah besarrrr gilerrr maka postur badan pun dah lain dari dua hari yang lalu. Itulah maksud aku dengan "macam tak puasa langsung".

Akibat makan banyak sebelom waktu tidur.

Padan muka.

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Saturday, August 22

Menseret Fikiran.

In the mood for Heartbreaker by Jing-Yo

Rasanya Rabu baru ni, [dia] call aku. Hebat, call kat opis pulak tu. Masa aku (olok2) sibuk buat kerja. Rupanya nak ajak aku join ekspedisi [dia] di [opis baru dia]. Membuat makro itu semua. Konon la aku ni hebat sangat nak membuat makro untuk [opis baru dia] tuh, tapi dah [dia] rekemen aku baaaaikkk punya ([dia] claim cam tu la).

Tertarik.

Tapi pada malam itu (masih di opis ya) #2 telah menseret fikiran aku ke lorong career yang dia dah sediakan (agaknye la, aku hanggap dia ni pandai boast je selama ni pasal lorong ni). Kata2 manis bak gula, dengan ekspresi muka yang busuk macam selipar jepun adikku Fred.

[Sejak dia berambut busuk, muka dia pun jadi uber busuk. Dah tak hemsem, walaupun masih menjajah mimpi aku semalam.]

[Terhenti sekejap, membersehkan mekap. Lupa pulak, sebab selalunye taim buleh solat ni aku malas pakai mekap walau secalit penggaris mata pun.]

Balik je keje hari tu, aku pun mempertimbangkan kedua2nya (takde lah timbang dengan berat. Sikit2 dah).

Aku tak ready untuk meninggalkan opis aku tu walau macammana tahap stress pun aku kat situ. Sebab utama aku kompem tak ready ialah.. aku nye resume tak update2 lagi, lebih 5 tahun dah. Dan akaun JalanKerja punye password pun dah tak hengat langsung. Guna pulak email address yang dah invalid. Huh.

FAIL.

Nak kata aku tertarik dengan lorong career #2 itu, tak jugak. Sebab aku dapat merasakan dia dan orang di sekeliling dia agak biased. Dengan aku yang takde apa nak di offer berbanding perempuan cantek+outgoing+baik ngan #2 itu. Aku bukannye borak sangat pun pasal kerja dengan #2, selalunya Bleach+Naruto+Bloody Monday jadi topik utama. Tapi dengan perempuan cantek+outgoing+baik ngan #2 itu selalu saja dia ajak berborak, siap sesi satu-ke-satu pun boleh buat taim dinneh. So (kembali pada kisah biased itu), aku rasa la maybe dia cakap tu sebagai formality je, sebab aku dah SuperJuniorrrrrrr eh salah super senior kat team itu. Tah la. Aura negatif sungguh banyak (I'm blaming you FatCat! Hahahaha! Jyoudan dayou, gomen ne!)

Tapi keesokan hari di waktu aku masih lagi di alam dengkur, [dia] menghantar mesej:

Wes bgtau aku arini jugak ko nk ke x..if x aku tanye org lain sbb dept aku mmg nk org urgent

Dan aku pun merepli:

Kasi org lain dulu la. Resume aku x update.

Sambung krohh.

Agaknye sebab itu la #2 masuk mimpi aku semalam. Tanda mengucapkan tahniah karena fikiranku sudah terseret dan aku masih sudi menjadi minion dia.

Tapi aku tak kisah jadi minion dia. Sebab aku memang tabik dengan dia di opis. Walaupun tak hebat mana.

[#2, kalau ko ade singgah blog aku dan baca entry ni, sila tinggalkan komen ye. Sini je aku buleh kutuk ko kaw2 punye. Dan jangan adu pada goprenmu yang tinggi itu, takut2 nanti2 dia pun join sekali mengutuk di belakang.]

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Sementara menunggu waktu untuk bersahur.

WMP playin' Gossip Man by Jing-Yo

Blanks.
Not in my head. I have tonnes of ideas waiting to be let loose.
About this, that, those... anything, everything.

[Reviewing album G-Dragon buat kesekian kalinye.]


Blanks ini adalah notepad2 yang entah berapa kali aku taip taip taip dan delete. Atau taip taip taip dan tidak save.
Berapa banyak kali dah. Setiap kali kebosanan.
Atau ketika #2 tidak mahu melayan. Atau #2 sengaja buat2 sibuk. Mengalahkan Presiden Obama. Baiklah ditukar saja nama dia kepada Barrack R* atau J* Obama. (Tapi still takleh lawan nickname dia yang dengan rela hatinya menerima.)

Whatever it is, I have to get this one posted. Dah lama tak menaip. Ooops, salah. Dah lama tak post anything on this blog, walau beberapa idea (yang aku rasa seperti) sampah pun.

Konon la nak buat entry banyak2. Atau paling gampang pun buat puisi Hudson. Lagi gampang, letak lirik lagu. Rasenye ade kat post resolusi tahun ni - malas nak korek balik. Tapi las2 cuma benda2 tak de kaitan langsung, update saja di Twitter. Hah.

Jeles setiap kali singgah di blog2 kawan2ku di sebelah ni. Walau secebis idea pun boleh nak buat satu entry - aku ni, gabung banyak2 idea pun tak boleh nak buat satu ayat - eh boleh, tapi tu la, balik2 dilit.

Anyways.

Cerita ceriti. Tadi ade la pertandingan menari2 peringkat akhir dekat opisku. Bila nengok tuh, mula la terasa perasan aku ni boleh je menari lagik beh dari depa. Huh. Konon. Tapi hakikatnya (and I won't deny this) I do love to dance. Cuma dancing di dalam bilik sendiri tanpa mata2 melihat (saye agak konservatif yer, no dancing in public).

Tah la. Di kepala sudah keluar idea untuk membeli sebuat rumah kos rendah untuk duduk sendiri dan mentransform satu bilik kepada bilik jiggy with it. Letak cermin lebarrr di sepanjang satu side dinding rumah. Then, lepas balik keje dari shif orang gila ni, bole la membakar lemak dengan menari, dari menambahkan lemak duk depan leptop ni, menuntun bidio nari2 orang Koria.

Saje nak test adekah badan miseh limber walaupon berat dah super obese. Terkenang zaman sekolah dulu, mereka2 yang jeles mengatakan kaki aku pendek lah, bengkok kaki lah, dan banyak lagi, bila aku dapat membuat jangkauan melunjur dengan seluruh tapak tangan aku melepasi tapak kaki.

Tapi last time I checked, lepas buat badan bengkok ke belakang dan tangan mencecah tanah, terus sakit2 belakang.

Kurang kalsium.

....

Kembali kepada cerita blanks. Aku rase masalah besar aku ialah... most of my entries musti panjang2 baru siokk. Agaknye lah kan, sebab bila dah taip panjang2, lepas tu pergi makan, minum, berborak dan berjamban, terasa seperti dah basi apa yang dah ditaip tu. Hah. Ape lagi. Dilit dilit dilit. Senang pangkah je terus.

Kena sort out the things in my head. Baru boleh buat entry banyak, kehkehkeh.

Off to the next entry!

Oh. Sebelom lupa.

Dah masuk bulan puasa ni. Selamat berpuasa everyone!

ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy

Monday, July 27

Saya Ingin Menegur Dengan Baik..

As a Muslimah, I admit I am not a good one, nor a good example to anyone who'd like to embrace Islam. I rarely mengaji, seldomly solat on time, not covering my aurat 100%, mengumpat tak hengat, watch shows which has provocative moves/dances/lyrics/whatevers; the list goes on and on.

But as a Muslimah, there are several things that I really can't tolerate people doing the following:
1. Not performing their solat rituals at all, or just doing it when they feel like it;
2. Making fun of ayat Qur'an;
3. Making fun of Kalimah Syahadah;
4. Not fasting in the month of Ramadhan;
5. Making fun of other people who actually follow the way of Islam;
6. Dalam surat beranak/IC tulis Islam, but hidup macam bukan Islam.


The sad part of this is, I'm not a person who'd tell off people of that sort not to do that. I'm really a passive person, me. Maybe I don't like to offend people (more like tanak carik gaduh) especially with my good friends.

But there's a saying (sabda Rasulullah SAW):
Siapa saja diantara kalian yang melihat kemungkaran, maka tegurlah dengan tangannya (kekuasaannya). Jika ia tidak mampu, maka tegurlah dengan lisannya. Jika tidak mampu juga, maka tegurlah dengan hati. Namun, ini adalah selemah-lemahnya iman.


So, dengan selemah-lemah imanku ini, I'd like to advise all my visitors here to prepare yourself for the future. You wouldn't know for how much longer you'll live. You might be facing a stroke tomorrow and leave the world on the next day, na'uzubillah.

Ade orang kata, Allah jadikan neraka itu untuk orang Islam, yang mana bahan bakarnya adalah dari orang kafir. Wallahua'lam.

Justeru, dengan itu, in this holy month of Syaaban, let us all together improve ourselves. Tampal mana yang berlubang, tambah mana yang kurang.

What triggers me to type this was, there's this YT link posted by an FB 'friend' of mine. The vid was made for fun (so to speak) but IMHO it really made fun of the Kalimah Syahadah. It might be funny for them, but very insulting for me. It really shows the level of iman kids nowadays -and that friend of mine- have. And it shows how weak I am.

Itu saje muhosobah diri pada hari ini.

ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy

Saturday, July 18

Sturm und Drang.


(Before I start, I better sidai dulu tudung2 yang baru dibasuh itew).

My dad was warded on Wednesday night. Not many of my friends know this on that very day (remember, my day ends at 7am Malaysian time the next day, by that means Thursday morning); only my boss (since I was going to send Dad to the hosp that morning but Mom cakap tak payah ikut), my observant twitter and FB friends (since I put in on my status), and one of my team mates. Which was fine by me, but apparently some might view it differently.

I admit I suck big time at conveying news - especially bad ones - about my family. I think I'm not that good with my emotions. I have this vague feeling that the smses sent to my boss telling that Dad was warded sounded fake. Too much details. And I didn't even called him about it - reason being my dam might break upon informing him verbally (I remember that one time when my tears can't stop falling bila cerita macam mana anak kucing yang telah rosak saraf dia buleh mati). And also, it just so happened that I promised a friend to go supper with her after work that day, but I held my tongue very tight and she prolly did not suspect a thing.

I remember that day when my granddad on Dad's side passed away. I was in Form Five, and it was at prep time when a warden broke the news (I think it was Ustazah Einee). Went to the parking lot where my parents were waiting, and straightly went to Segambut. Paid my last respect to Gramps, and then guess what. Mom said (somewhat like this), "Go back to your school. You're gonna face a big exam this year." And I complied. I think some of my classmates was amazed to see me back in class for night prep.

Maybe they're thinking:

Cold heart, baby. (bak lirik lagu A.Mi.Go by SHINee)

Since they didn't see me shed any tears. Prolly. (Man, that J&J Baby Shampoo was effective!). At that time, I was reminded by myself that kalau kita menangisi pemergian orang, nanti orang tu akan tersiksa dalam kubur. Little that I know, menangisi yang dimaksudkan tu more like meratapi atau meraung2. Tu la, budak benak.

Same thing happened when it's time for my grandma from Mom's side. But this time, it was my sis's turn. I think she was in Banting or Ireland. Or was she in Jenan? Not sure about that. Anyways. I told Mom, just tell my sis so we can all pay our last respect to Grandma. And again, "Tak payah la.. nanti dia nak balik. Biar la dia belajar."

I guess from there I learnt that.. Study first? Family second? Madness. Why does Mom keep on doing this to me? To us? (Dah start la nak emo ni.. huh bawak bertenang... amek napas...huuhh haaahhh huhhhh haaahhh)

Korang paham dak ape aku cuba sampaikan ni? I guess not.

Anyways, berbalik kepada cerita.

I still haven't told my close friends personally about Dad's condition. Maybe... I don't want them to pay a visit? Or maybe comforting me? Can't say I'm not emotionally bothered about this matter, but I guess I don't like being reminded of it? Something like that. I'm doing this to stay sane... nantoka.

Maybe I do need someone to comfort me.

Never felt so alone before.






ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy

Wednesday, July 15

Syok Sendiri di Pagi Buta

In the mood for singing my heart out

Baru je lepas tonton vid sorang penyanyi rookie ni nyanyi lagu I Don't Care (2NE1). So tetibe gatal pulak nak wat mande yg sama. So. Instead of mengarang panjang2 (yang mana dah lama aku nak buat tapi asyik malas je) I'll give you this.

Here's me singing to SHINee's Juliette (nak abih dah). Sungguh tahpape. Sebab nyanyi pukul 2.45 pagi kwakwakwa
Juliette My Foot.m...


Dah alang2 tu, lagu I Don't Care gak.
I Don't Care My Fo...

Cukup? Boleh la.

ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy

Sunday, June 28

The Nameless Monster.

by Franz Bonaparta/Klaus Poppe (a fictional character in the manga Monster by Naoki Urasawa).


Once upon a time, there lived a monster without a name.
The monster wanted a name so badly he couldn't stand it.
So the monster decided to go off on a journey to find himself a name.

But because the world was so big, the monster split in two and went on two separate journeys.
One went east... and the other went west...

The one that went east found a village.
There was a blacksmith at the village entrance.
"Mr.Blacksmith, please give me your name."
"I can't give you my name."
"If you give me your name, I will jump inside you and make you stronger in return."
"Really? I'll give you my name if you can make me stronger."
The monster jumped inside the blacksmith.
The monster became Otto the blacksmith.

Otto the blacksmith was the strongest man in the village.
But one day... "Look at me! Look at me! The monster inside me has grown this big!"
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.

He went back to being a monster without a name.

Even though he jumped inside Hans the shoemaker...
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
He went back to being a monster without a name again.
Even though he jumped inside Thomas the hunter...
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
He still went back to being a monster without a name.

The monster went to the castle to find a wonderful name.
Inside the castle, there was a very sick boy.
"I'll make you stronger if you give me your name."
"I'll give you my name if you can cure my illness and make me stronger."
The monster jumped inside the boy.
The boy became very healthy.
The king was delighted.
"The prince is well! The prince is well!"

The monster became fond of the boy's name.
He also grew fond of his life inside the castle.
That's why he endured even when he became hungry.
Everyday, even when his stomach became very empty, he endured.
But because he became so hungry...

"Look at me! Look at me! The monster inside me has grown this big!"
The boy ate his father, his servants, and everyone.
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.

Because everyone was gone, the boy left on a journey.

He walked and walked for days.
One day, the boy met the monster that went west.
"I have a name. It's a wonderful name.
And then the monster that went west said, "I don't need a name. I'm happy even if I don't have a name. Because we're monster without names"

The boy ate the monster that went west.
Even though he now had a name, there was no one left to call him by his name...
Johan.
It's a wonderful name.

ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy

Wednesday, June 17

Lo5

In the mood for Goodbye my Love by 8eight

Lo5 things that I want at this instant (6:10pm MYT)
1. Starbucks' Hazelnut Hot Chocolate
2. KFC
3. Time Off
4. My friend's book
5. Extra sleep

Lo5 things I want to do at the moment
1. Singing loudly in the middle of the office
2. Blog
3. Write short stories
4. Dance to 2NE1's FIRE and 2PM's Niga Mibda
5. Drive to the nearest KFC

Lo5 thing I have to do against my will at the moment
1. Macro
2. Refrain from taking short nap
3. Pretend that I'm in a really bad mood
4. Not imagining the succulent KFC chicken
5. Stay awake

Lo5 I wish for at the moment
1. All my good buddies to sign up for Twitter and be active
2. Powerful yet affordable internet connection at home
3. Megaupload not being shitty when I download the dramas when I get back from work today
4. Half-day leave
5. World peace

Lo5 things I will do after typing this
1. Lock my PC
2. Go to the washroom
3. Go to the cafeteria after that
4. Get one piece of fried chicken
5. Eat that fried chicken

(At this time of posting, I'm eating that piece of fried chicken.. yum!)

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Thursday, June 11

Bleh~

In the mood for Juliette by SHINee

bantering bantering bantering
babablacksheephaveyouanywool?fancyyouasked,sir,whenyou'retheone'smakingmecold.

The answer to why I don't blog as much as I previously do:

THE Twitter.

I'm not expecting anything, but if you do wanna follow my updates, follow me on Twitter =] My username is dybb. Introduce yourself, and I might follow you back =]

Ok. Now, since I've already started an entry, lemme just continue typing.

1. I have a new hobby now - knitting. Ya btol, knitting. Okeh la, takley nak consider hobby lagi. I just learned the very basic of knitting. And on my way to produce a decent-sized coin pouch. Yay.

2. Semalam lepas balik keje pegi la pam tayar kat stesen minyak P berhadapan sekolah antarabangsa kat Ampang tuh. Masa pam dua tayar depan tu ok je. Tuptup bila pam tayar belakang sebelah kiri, makin lama makin kempis. Bengang giler aku. Nasib baik la ade stesen minyak M dekat2 situ, dan juga yang kempis tu tayar belakang. So dengan berhati-hati (kot) aku pun drive le ke M. Sekali pam letronik dia pun takleh pakai. Alhamdulillah ade pulak pam oldschool dekat sebelah dia, so in a way I don't have to drive yet again to another petrol station nearby. Dah abih pam tu, aku pun drive le ke rumah. Sekali hati tak puas, so singgah la dan mengepam balik kat stesen S. Bila dah puas hati, singgah kat stall Hassan Burger kat depan 7E kat BBAmpang dan membeli burger oblong.

3. I'm so through updating daily pics on tumblr. Bukan ape, I don't have the camera and the sceneries and the will. So, I'll put this statement on tumblr afterwards. And only upload a bulk of pics at a time. So in a way aku meneruskan la jugak koleksi gambar-gambarku ituh, cuma tak daily la.

4. Emmm tu je. Can't think of anything else. Other than waiting for my iPod kwakwakwa yeah I know last time I said I don't want any iPod. It's just a matter of change of taste.

Over to you, Scottie.

ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy

Monday, June 1

Just for The Sake of Updating

In the mood for Insomnia by Wheesung


It's 4am++. I was going to retire for the day (again, for the second time) when I saw the link to his blog (his name has to be protected in order not to be suntuted by him later when he sees this entry iuaheoiaehiheoaiue :P).

After knowing him for a while, I really, really thought his spoken English is flawless (compared to mine). And I had some WTF moments where he publicly mocking my pronunciations and such - it's not like English is my mother tongue or something, so for me it's kinda acceptable la kan. SO when I saw the link to his blog and read his entries, I was like, OMG the façade. Lucky he works in a call centre, answering calls (duh) and don't need to draft replies to important correspondences. And it's not like he wrote articles for the daily news.

Nobody's perfect, right?

And it's not like my written English is waaaayyyy much better than him. But there's this thing call SPELLCHECKER. Use it.

In another limelight, my (cousin's) cat Montel and her four kittens (the fifth one passed away that very morning) has left the premise until further notice. It's kinda sad to see her go, with all her adorable-but-sickly second-batch kittens, after three? four? five? years taking care of her.

She was a good cat, almost all the time had her business done where it supposed to be, being sweet and all. But to take care all of her bushy kitties is really a hard work, especially for my sis Chea, since cleaning them would be very tiresome as they're still small and don't know how to dry themselves after baths. It hurts to watch every time my mum bathe them; she did not towel them dry like she supposed to do. And they'd shiver until one of us took them upstairs and blow dry them up

And so, I (on behalf of my sibs) wish them happy life with Montel's rightful owner.

Okay, time to wrap it up. Will story about my friend's new-found happy life later.

ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy

Friday, May 15

Kebosanan

WMP playin' It's You by SuJu

That is what exactly I am feeling at this moment. It's not like I don't have anything to do, but then since I am going back in 2 hours time, I feel like it'll be a waste of time doing something that might be prolonged until EOD.

Sebenanye banyak aku nak taip... but then seperti biaso I'd rather do something else than updating my blog when I'm at home. Kat opis pulak, terasa macam nanti ade orang memerhati dari belakang. Not that I care.

And also, I haven't been updating my tumblr at all. So much for the idea of daily pics. Ah well. What I'll do later is take as many random pics that I can and do a mass update. The thing is, I don't take many pics as I used to. Not because I don't have the time, but it's just that I am quite bored using my phone's camera.

Which comes to the subject of buying a present for myself.

Masa besdey aku baru ni I didn't buy anything for myself, which is kinda sad as I do that every year ever since I received my first paycheck. Jadi, alang2 dah ade duit lebih baki servis kete hari tu (which I thought might reach over 1k), so I was thinking to get either one of these:
1. MP3 player. Might not be iPod sebab nanti nak kena install iTunes lak;
2. Kamera P6000 Nikon;
3. Henpon Lollipop - tunggu masuk M'sia;
4. Laptop kecik yang buleh masuk henbeg saiz sederhana.
Tapi before aku buleh beli semua ni, aku nak pegi ketuk kete dulu. Bape lama tah kemek kete tu, bapak aku pun dah tensen sebab tak terketuk2. Lepas tu, nak kena buat spek baru lak nih! Dah tak nampak dah. Apsal ek? Padahal baru je tahun lepas buat.

So, since dah nak balik kejap lagi, alang2 dah naik bas tu, buat spek skali la. Kan?

P/s - Menyampah plak nengok theme blogger nih. Nak tuka baru la nanti.

ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy

Tuesday, May 5

May the Fourth be with you.

In the mood for Rollercoaster Love by JiSun

How was your 4th of May? Like any other usual days, huh..?
...

I would say mine would be a bit different from the usual Monday.

1. Slept late in the morning (about 7am++) to finish watching The Quiz Show (previous season) - I had to finish watching this there and then no matter what;
2. Woke up earlier than usual;
3. Had my car serviced after lunch hour (normally I'll have it done on a weekend morning);
4. Walked from the workshop to my house, amazingly, without any mengah2;
5. Had my car washed just before Maghrib. Well, it's included in the servicing package, so, yeah;
6. Went back home to have my Maghrib prayers (when I can actually go straight to Jusco AU2 and have my prayers there);
7. Went straight to AU2 after prayers, amazingly, without me mum babling(?) at me (which she normally does whenever I go out after Maghrib, even if the place is Carrefour just behind my housing area);
8. Went karaoke-ing on a Monday night (which was made possible by my colleague who's also working UK shift);
9. Left that shopping complex after midnight on a Monday night; and
10. Got back home and nobody was actually waiting for me.

I guess the force was with me.

Oh. Not to forget:
11. Typing this meaningless entry. --> masukkan je la sekali dah alang2 tak tido lagi ahahahaha :P


ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy

Saturday, April 18

Pfbhttt.

In the mood for Peace, Love & Ice Cream (cover) by Younha

Whatever.

ThE DeaTh aNd ThE StRaWBeRRy